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#1 RicF

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Posted 22 August 2006 - 07:14 PM

New CAR
>
> I just got my new Lexus 350 and returned to the dealer the
next day
> complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
The salesman
> explained that the radio was voice activated "Watch this!" he
said,
> "Nelson"! The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
>
>
>
> "Willie!"
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> He continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
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>
> I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd
say,
> "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I
said, "Beatles,"
> I'd get one of their awesome songs.
>
>
>
> One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new
car, but I
> swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "*** Holes!"
>
>
>
> The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda
and Michael
> Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums,
Bill Clinton
> on sax and Ted Kennedy on booze..
>
>
>
> darn, I LOVE this car!
>
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#2 Eric

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Posted 22 August 2006 - 08:34 PM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I like that car to. :rofl:
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