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#1 Rowdy Yates

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Posted 10 October 2006 - 10:44 AM

SO TRUE!!!!!



Men Are Just Happier People-What do you expect
> from such simple creatures? Your last name stays
> put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take
> care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
> You can be President. You can never be pregnant.
> You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You
> can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics
> tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You
> never have to drive to another gas station restroom
> because this one is just too icky. You don't have
> to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
> bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.
> Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never
> stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
> The occasional well-rendered belch is practically
> expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle
> your feet. One mood all the time.
>
>
> Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds
> flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day
> vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open
> all your own jars. You get extra credit for the
> slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets
> to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
>
> Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
> Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You
> almost never have strap problems in public. You are
> unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything
> on your face stays its original color. The same
> hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only
> have to shave your face and neck.
>
> You can play with toys all your life. Your
> belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and
> one pair of shoes ---one color for all seasons. You
> can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You
> can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have
> freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
>
> You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives
> on December 24 in 25 minutes.
"Keep the sun forever at your back, the wind forever in your face, and may forever God bless you out there on the trail."

#2 Whitetiger

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Posted 10 October 2006 - 01:27 PM

Well puT!!!!

#3 huntfromthesoul

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Posted 10 October 2006 - 06:14 PM

Yup, that about sums it up for me.
I choose to live simple so those who can't can simply live

#4 PA RIDGE RUNNER

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Posted 12 October 2006 - 07:17 AM

Rowdy a few of those got personal :lol:
If God had a refrigerator would your picture be on it.
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