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#1 Fossil

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Posted 13 December 2006 - 04:14 PM

1 cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tbsp. lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Tequila

Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, and check the
tequila again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level
cup and drink. In a large fluffy bowl, add one teaspoon of sugar.
Beat
again. At this point, it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK,
so, try another cup ... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit and the darn
cup off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck
in
the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of
salt, or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and
strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through
the window, finish off the booze and make sure to put the stove in the
dishwasher.

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#2 Rowdy Yates

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Posted 13 December 2006 - 04:17 PM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I remember something about making those cookies in the sixties :rofl:
"Keep the sun forever at your back, the wind forever in your face, and may forever God bless you out there on the trail."

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Posted 13 December 2006 - 04:26 PM

After that I'm not as think as drunk I am :lol: :lol:
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Posted 13 December 2006 - 05:57 PM

im not old enough to have those cookies
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Posted 13 December 2006 - 07:35 PM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ..good one foss...
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