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#1 Rowdy Yates

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Posted 22 January 2007 - 10:09 AM

Eddie was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really ######. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE".

The next morning Eddie got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

...Funeral services for Eddie have been scheduled for Friday.
"Keep the sun forever at your back, the wind forever in your face, and may forever God bless you out there on the trail."




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