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#1 Fred


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Posted 05 April 2006 - 09:10 AM

Quick Thinker?

Bill Clinton is placed against the wall, and just before the
order to shoot him is given, he yells, "Earthquake!". The
firing squad falls into a panic and Bill jumps over the wall
and escapes in the confusion

John Kerry is the second one placed against the wall. The
squad is reassembled and John ponders what his old pal Bill
has done. Before the order to shoot is given, John
yells, "Tornado!". Again the squad falls apart and Kerry
slips over the wall thus making his escape.

The last person, George W. Bush, is placed against the wall.
He is thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out a
disaster and hop over the wall." As the firing squad is
Reassembled and the rifles raised in his direction, he
smirks his famous smirk and yells, "Fire!"
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Posted 05 April 2006 - 02:53 PM

:rofl: :lol: :lol:

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Posted 07 April 2006 - 05:54 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :huh: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Posted 24 April 2006 - 08:14 AM


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