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#1 Rowdy Yates

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Posted 13 February 2007 - 11:11 AM

What do retired people do in their spare time?
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day I went down town and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a "Nazi."
He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo."
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he wrote a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08."
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
"Keep the sun forever at your back, the wind forever in your face, and may forever God bless you out there on the trail."

#2 bonecollector34

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Posted 13 February 2007 - 01:02 PM

LOL

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#3 Rowdy Yates

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Posted 13 February 2007 - 02:08 PM

Marty I was thinking of you, Mike and Bill when I posted this with your community service careers and now you're retired, glad you enjoyed it. ;)

Edited by Rowdy Yates, 20 February 2007 - 08:43 AM.

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Posted 18 February 2007 - 07:43 PM

I like this one! :lol:

Thanks :D
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Posted 19 February 2007 - 11:45 PM

That is way too funny!
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