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#1 WayneBizzle


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Posted 08 April 2006 - 11:20 AM

Joe was teeing off from the back tees. On his downswing, he suddenly realized that his wife, Mary, was about to tee off from the red tees, directly in his path. Unable to stop his downswing he nailed the ball, hit Mary directly in the right temple, killing her instantly.
A few days later Joe received a call from the coroner concerning her autopsy. "Joe, your wife seems to have died from blunt force trauma to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and struck her in the temple. Is that correct?"
"Yes sir," Joe replied, "that's correct."
"Well, Joe, I also found a large bruise on Mary's right hip. Do you know anything about that?"
"Yes sir," Joe said, "That would have been my mulligan."
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Posted 24 April 2006 - 08:13 AM

Wayne, your not right in the head lol....

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