Posted 23 May 2007 - 12:25 PM
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly
saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock move."
"Oh," said the man. "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's", replied St. Peter. "The hands have never
because she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Hilary's clock?" asked the man.
"Hilary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
God,family and friends-What else is there..................
Posted 23 May 2007 - 08:43 PM
Remember the Ark was built by amateurs, the titanic by professionals.
Posted 23 May 2007 - 09:03 PM
then sitting in a church thinking about fishing.
Posted 24 May 2007 - 08:29 AM
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