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#1 Fossil

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Posted 23 May 2007 - 12:25 PM

Subject: Lies
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly
Gates, he
saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those
clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock move."

"Oh," said the man. "Whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's", replied St. Peter. "The hands have never
moved,
because she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved
twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Hilary's clock?" asked the man.

"Hilary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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Posted 23 May 2007 - 04:26 PM

:lol: :lol: :rofl:
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Posted 23 May 2007 - 08:43 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Posted 23 May 2007 - 09:03 PM

I Love It! LOL!!!
I would rather be on a lake thinking about God,
then sitting in a church thinking about fishing.

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Posted 24 May 2007 - 08:29 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :yes:
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Posted 21 June 2007 - 07:50 PM

:lol: :lol: that's a good one.




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