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#1 Spirithawk


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Posted 31 May 2007 - 05:00 PM

Thought you all would enjoy this;

An atheist was walking through the woods.
"What majestic trees"!
"What powerful rivers"!
"What beautiful animals"! He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in
the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly
charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his
shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over
his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the
ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right
on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw
to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out, "oh my gosh!"

Time Stopped.

The bear froze.

The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the
man, a voice came out of the
sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I
don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect
me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?

The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be
hypocritical of me
to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps
You could make the BEAR a Christian" !

"Very Well," said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the
bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and
"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy
bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen." :D

Edited by Spirithawk, 31 May 2007 - 05:14 PM.



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Posted 31 May 2007 - 07:20 PM

:lol: :o :lol: Careful what you ask for.
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Posted 31 May 2007 - 07:54 PM

:D :lol:

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Posted 31 May 2007 - 08:32 PM

Now that's humor :lol: :lol: :lol:
"Keep the sun forever at your back, the wind forever in your face, and may forever God bless you out there on the trail."

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Posted 10 June 2007 - 09:01 PM

That's a knee slapper. :lol:

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Posted 11 June 2007 - 10:57 AM

I got that one a long time ago. It still bring a smile to my face when ever I read it. ty for sharing it. :D :badcook:

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