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#1 Rowdy Yates

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Posted 13 July 2007 - 02:53 PM

I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I
gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back
to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave
her the money back. She became indignant and informed me she was a
University of SC graduate and knew what she was doing, and returned
the money again. I gave her the money back again...same scenario! I
departed the store with the $46.64. This actually happened to me in
Austin at MoPac Blvd and Parmer Lane .
...............They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.
I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy -one-get-one-free coupon for a
sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little
chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already
buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free" She
handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.
...............They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of
them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky
and said, "Where?"
...............They Walk Among Us!
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the
sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in
the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the
east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't
keep up with that stuff."
..............They Walk Among Us!!
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day
I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center
was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day,
7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
..............They Walk Among Us!
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a
seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
..............They Walk Among Us!
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
...............They Walk Among Us!
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to
the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me,
has your plane arrived yet?"
..............They Walk Among Us!
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small
pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some
time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think
I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."
...............Yep, They Walk Among Us!
They Walk Among Us, they reproduce, and WORST OF All............they VOTE !
"Keep the sun forever at your back, the wind forever in your face, and may forever God bless you out there on the trail."

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Posted 13 July 2007 - 04:37 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Posted 13 July 2007 - 08:22 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Posted 14 July 2007 - 05:24 AM

:lol: ....and they all go to Turon finishing school!
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Posted 14 July 2007 - 07:46 AM

Hey if you get too many send them out to McBruce he really enjoys them. Lol
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