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Posted 20 August 2007 - 02:27 PM

Once when I was bored...I scouted my hunting area.....and I hiked up the ......hill, said to myself "What...a good day to catch...a nice nap, the end... of my fingers turned blue... from eating cupcake frosting all day... While watching Oprah and Rosie....fight over our gun rights......but I was awoken by... makes me happy, "I shoot.... deer", Fatty told them," and...I was just out scouting ...., When I stopped to open....the gate I saw Leo... punch an arrow through a......grizzly bear because it was.......eating Erics(run n gun) PB&J/bananas sandwiches...that bear won't be eating...again. Leo called Huck and...asked him to ring his... taxidermist, cause this is going.....to be a full body mount . Better make sure you cape... it the right way or ..... so I called McBruce to.... quit killing trees and come... with Larry$, Rowdy & the rest (& sign isnt a word lol)...Oops, do bears have hooves? Yep that ain't no bear... The neighbor's prize Shetland Pony...would no longer be sneaking... up the driveway if she...only knew what's coming next.... It's a good thing that...plunger arrows weren't there or... cause someone might be arrested... handcuffed and hauled away to..share a cell with Bubba... But whose telling the neighbor... that Bubba's coming to dinner...and will be bringing his....sack full of Larry$ HoHos... Dressed as the Pirate Princess ... dancing a jigg to Free-Bird ... air-guitaring the whole thing...what about the shetland pony???...its at the elmers Glue Factory(high demand with school starting )..I can already taste that wonderful glue..... never thinking of the hair ... I might be losing by doing... headstands in a glue puddle...so i cut it off... with a large clipper that.......was rusted and needed sharpening.

Then, Dennis returned from Afghanistan ... to find someone eating his... hohos and playing air guitar.....
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Posted 20 August 2007 - 04:23 PM

Once when I was bored...I scouted my hunting area.....and I hiked up the ......hill, said to myself "What...a good day to catch...a nice nap, the end... of my fingers turned blue... from eating cupcake frosting all day... While watching Oprah and Rosie....fight over our gun rights......but I was awoken by... makes me happy, "I shoot.... deer", Fatty told them," and...I was just out scouting ...., When I stopped to open....the gate I saw Leo... punch an arrow through a......grizzly bear because it was.......eating Erics(run n gun) PB&J/bananas sandwiches...that bear won't be eating...again. Leo called Huck and...asked him to ring his... taxidermist, cause this is going.....to be a full body mount . Better make sure you cape... it the right way or ..... so I called McBruce to.... quit killing trees and come... with Larry$, Rowdy & the rest (& sign isnt a word lol)...Oops, do bears have hooves? Yep that ain't no bear... The neighbor's prize Shetland Pony...would no longer be sneaking... up the driveway if she...only knew what's coming next.... It's a good thing that...plunger arrows weren't there or... cause someone might be arrested... handcuffed and hauled away to..share a cell with Bubba... But whose telling the neighbor... that Bubba's coming to dinner...and will be bringing his....sack full of Larry$ HoHos... Dressed as the Pirate Princess ... dancing a jigg to Free-Bird ... air-guitaring the whole thing...what about the shetland pony???...its at the elmers Glue Factory(high demand with school starting )..I can already taste that wonderful glue..... never thinking of the hair ... I might be losing by doing... headstands in a glue puddle...so i cut it off... with a large clipper that.......was rusted and needed sharpening.

Then, Dennis returned from Afghanistan ... to find someone eating his... hohos and playing air guitar.....Larry$ put them things down!



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Posted 21 August 2007 - 03:09 PM

Once when I was bored...I scouted my hunting area.....and I hiked up the ......hill, said to myself "What...a good day to catch...a nice nap, the end... of my fingers turned blue... from eating cupcake frosting all day... While watching Oprah and Rosie....fight over our gun rights......but I was awoken by... makes me happy, "I shoot.... deer", Fatty told them," and...I was just out scouting ...., When I stopped to open....the gate I saw Leo... punch an arrow through a......grizzly bear because it was.......eating Erics(run n gun) PB&J/bananas sandwiches...that bear won't be eating...again. Leo called Huck and...asked him to ring his... taxidermist, cause this is going.....to be a full body mount . Better make sure you cape... it the right way or ..... so I called McBruce to.... quit killing trees and come... with Larry$, Rowdy & the rest (& sign isnt a word lol)...Oops, do bears have hooves? Yep that ain't no bear... The neighbor's prize Shetland Pony...would no longer be sneaking... up the driveway if she...only knew what's coming next.... It's a good thing that...plunger arrows weren't there or... cause someone might be arrested... handcuffed and hauled away to..share a cell with Bubba... But whose telling the neighbor... that Bubba's coming to dinner...and will be bringing his....sack full of Larry$ HoHos... Dressed as the Pirate Princess ... dancing a jigg to Free-Bird ... air-guitaring the whole thing...what about the shetland pony???...its at the elmers Glue Factory(high demand with school starting )..I can already taste that wonderful glue..... never thinking of the hair ... I might be losing by doing... headstands in a glue puddle...so i cut it off... with a large clipper that.......was rusted and needed sharpening.

Then, Dennis returned from Afghanistan ... to find someone eating his... hohos and playing air guitar..... Larry$ put them things down! :o LOOK AT THE SIZE OF

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Posted 21 August 2007 - 04:42 PM

Once when I was bored...I scouted my hunting area.....and I hiked up the ......hill, said to myself "What...a good day to catch...a nice nap, the end... of my fingers turned blue... from eating cupcake frosting all day... While watching Oprah and Rosie....fight over our gun rights......but I was awoken by... makes me happy, "I shoot.... deer", Fatty told them," and...I was just out scouting ...., When I stopped to open....the gate I saw Leo... punch an arrow through a......grizzly bear because it was.......eating Erics(run n gun) PB&J/bananas sandwiches...that bear won't be eating...again. Leo called Huck and...asked him to ring his... taxidermist, cause this is going.....to be a full body mount . Better make sure you cape... it the right way or ..... so I called McBruce to.... quit killing trees and come... with Larry$, Rowdy & the rest (& sign isnt a word lol)...Oops, do bears have hooves? Yep that ain't no bear... The neighbor's prize Shetland Pony...would no longer be sneaking... up the driveway if she...only knew what's coming next.... It's a good thing that...plunger arrows weren't there or... cause someone might be arrested... handcuffed and hauled away to..share a cell with Bubba... But whose telling the neighbor... that Bubba's coming to dinner...and will be bringing his....sack full of Larry$ HoHos... Dressed as the Pirate Princess ... dancing a jigg to Free-Bird ... air-guitaring the whole thing...what about the shetland pony???...its at the elmers Glue Factory(high demand with school starting )..I can already taste that wonderful glue..... never thinking of the hair ... I might be losing by doing... headstands in a glue puddle...so i cut it off... with a large clipper that.......was rusted and needed sharpening.

Then, Dennis returned from Afghanistan ... to find someone eating his... hohos and playing air guitar..... Larry$ put them things down! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF ....that HoHo!! How you gonna...
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Posted 21 August 2007 - 09:22 PM

[quote name='Charles' date='Aug 21 2007, 04:42 PM' post='1306090']
Once when I was bored...I scouted my hunting area.....and I hiked up the ......hill, said to myself "What...a good day to catch...a nice nap, the end... of my fingers turned blue... from eating cupcake frosting all day... While watching Oprah and Rosie....fight over our gun rights......but I was awoken by... makes me happy, "I shoot.... deer", Fatty told them," and...I was just out scouting ...., When I stopped to open....the gate I saw Leo... punch an arrow through a......grizzly bear because it was.......eating Erics(run n gun) PB&J/bananas sandwiches...that bear won't be eating...again. Leo called Huck and...asked him to ring his... taxidermist, cause this is going.....to be a full body mount . Better make sure you cape... it the right way or ..... so I called McBruce to.... quit killing trees and come... with Larry$, Rowdy & the rest (& sign isnt a word lol)...Oops, do bears have hooves? Yep that ain't no bear... The neighbor's prize Shetland Pony...would no longer be sneaking... up the driveway if she...only knew what's coming next.... It's a good thing that...plunger arrows weren't there or... cause someone might be arrested... handcuffed and hauled away to..share a cell with Bubba... But whose telling the neighbor... that Bubba's coming to dinner...and will be bringing his....sack full of Larry$ HoHos... Dressed as the Pirate Princess ... dancing a jigg to Free-Bird ... air-guitaring the whole thing...what about the shetland pony???...its at the elmers Glue Factory(high demand with school starting )..I can already taste that wonderful glue..... never thinking of the hair ... I might be losing by doing... headstands in a glue puddle...so i cut it off... with a large clipper that.......was rusted and needed sharpening.

Then, Dennis returned from Afghanistan ... to find someone eating his... hohos and playing air guitar..... Larry$ put them things down! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF ....that HoHo!! How you gonna...
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Posted 21 August 2007 - 09:32 PM

Once when I was bored...I scouted my hunting area.....and I hiked up the ......hill, said to myself "What...a good day to catch...a nice nap, the end... of my fingers turned blue... from eating cupcake frosting all day... While watching Oprah and Rosie....fight over our gun rights......but I was awoken by... makes me happy, "I shoot.... deer", Fatty told them," and...I was just out scouting ...., When I stopped to open....the gate I saw Leo... punch an arrow through a......grizzly bear because it was.......eating Erics(run n gun) PB&J/bananas sandwiches...that bear won't be eating...again. Leo called Huck and...asked him to ring his... taxidermist, cause this is going.....to be a full body mount . Better make sure you cape... it the right way or ..... so I called McBruce to.... quit killing trees and come... with Larry$, Rowdy & the rest (& sign isnt a word lol)...Oops, do bears have hooves? Yep that ain't no bear... The neighbor's prize Shetland Pony...would no longer be sneaking... up the driveway if she...only knew what's coming next.... It's a good thing that...plunger arrows weren't there or... cause someone might be arrested... handcuffed and hauled away to..share a cell with Bubba... But whose telling the neighbor... that Bubba's coming to dinner...and will be bringing his....sack full of Larry$ HoHos... Dressed as the Pirate Princess ... dancing a jigg to Free-Bird ... air-guitaring the whole thing...what about the shetland pony???...its at the elmers Glue Factory(high demand with school starting )..I can already taste that wonderful glue..... never thinking of the hair ... I might be losing by doing... headstands in a glue puddle...so i cut it off... with a large clipper that.......was rusted and needed sharpening.

Then, Dennis returned from Afghanistan ... to find someone eating his... hohos and playing air guitar..... Larry$ put them things down! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF ....that HoHo!! How you gonna...
explain that to Dennis eh! MRS.$ shook her head sadly...



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Posted 22 August 2007 - 08:17 AM

Once when I was bored...I scouted my hunting area.....and I hiked up the ......hill, said to myself "What...a good day to catch...a nice nap, the end... of my fingers turned blue... from eating cupcake frosting all day... While watching Oprah and Rosie....fight over our gun rights......but I was awoken by... makes me happy, "I shoot.... deer", Fatty told them," and...I was just out scouting ...., When I stopped to open....the gate I saw Leo... punch an arrow through a......grizzly bear because it was.......eating Erics(run n gun) PB&J/bananas sandwiches...that bear won't be eating...again. Leo called Huck and...asked him to ring his... taxidermist, cause this is going.....to be a full body mount . Better make sure you cape... it the right way or ..... so I called McBruce to.... quit killing trees and come... with Larry$, Rowdy & the rest (& sign isnt a word lol)...Oops, do bears have hooves? Yep that ain't no bear... The neighbor's prize Shetland Pony...would no longer be sneaking... up the driveway if she...only knew what's coming next.... It's a good thing that...plunger arrows weren't there or... cause someone might be arrested... handcuffed and hauled away to..share a cell with Bubba... But whose telling the neighbor... that Bubba's coming to dinner...and will be bringing his....sack full of Larry$ HoHos... Dressed as the Pirate Princess ... dancing a jigg to Free-Bird ... air-guitaring the whole thing...what about the shetland pony???...its at the elmers Glue Factory(high demand with school starting )..I can already taste that wonderful glue..... never thinking of the hair ... I might be losing by doing... headstands in a glue puddle...so i cut it off... with a large clipper that.......was rusted and needed sharpening.

Then, Dennis returned from Afghanistan ... to find someone eating his... hohos and playing air guitar..... Larry$ put them things down! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF ....that HoHo!! How you gonna...explain that to Dennis eh! MRS.$ shook her head sadly... he was trying to resist ...
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Posted 22 August 2007 - 12:19 PM

Once when I was bored...I scouted my hunting area.....and I hiked up the ......hill, said to myself "What...a good day to catch...a nice nap, the end... of my fingers turned blue... from eating cupcake frosting all day... While watching Oprah and Rosie....fight over our gun rights......but I was awoken by... makes me happy, "I shoot.... deer", Fatty told them," and...I was just out scouting ...., When I stopped to open....the gate I saw Leo... punch an arrow through a......grizzly bear because it was.......eating Erics(run n gun) PB&J/bananas sandwiches...that bear won't be eating...again. Leo called Huck and...asked him to ring his... taxidermist, cause this is going.....to be a full body mount . Better make sure you cape... it the right way or ..... so I called McBruce to.... quit killing trees and come... with Larry$, Rowdy & the rest (& sign isnt a word lol)...Oops, do bears have hooves? Yep that ain't no bear... The neighbor's prize Shetland Pony...would no longer be sneaking... up the driveway if she...only knew what's coming next.... It's a good thing that...plunger arrows weren't there or... cause someone might be arrested... handcuffed and hauled away to..share a cell with Bubba... But whose telling the neighbor... that Bubba's coming to dinner...and will be bringing his....sack full of Larry$ HoHos... Dressed as the Pirate Princess ... dancing a jigg to Free-Bird ... air-guitaring the whole thing...what about the shetland pony???...its at the elmers Glue Factory(high demand with school starting )..I can already taste that wonderful glue..... never thinking of the hair ... I might be losing by doing... headstands in a glue puddle...so i cut it off... with a large clipper that.......was rusted and needed sharpening.

Then, Dennis returned from Afghanistan ... to find someone eating his... hohos and playing air guitar..... Larry$ put them things down! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF ....that HoHo!! How you gonna...explain that to Dennis eh! MRS.$ shook her head sadly... he was trying to resist ... the temptation of the evil HoHo
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Posted 22 August 2007 - 03:35 PM

Once when I was bored...I scouted my hunting area.....and I hiked up the ......hill, said to myself "What...a good day to catch...a nice nap, the end... of my fingers turned blue... from eating cupcake frosting all day... While watching Oprah and Rosie....fight over our gun rights......but I was awoken by... makes me happy, "I shoot.... deer", Fatty told them," and...I was just out scouting ...., When I stopped to open....the gate I saw Leo... punch an arrow through a......grizzly bear because it was.......eating Erics(run n gun) PB&J/bananas sandwiches...that bear won't be eating...again. Leo called Huck and...asked him to ring his... taxidermist, cause this is going.....to be a full body mount . Better make sure you cape... it the right way or ..... so I called McBruce to.... quit killing trees and come... with Larry$, Rowdy & the rest (& sign isnt a word lol)...Oops, do bears have hooves? Yep that ain't no bear... The neighbor's prize Shetland Pony...would no longer be sneaking... up the driveway if she...only knew what's coming next.... It's a good thing that...plunger arrows weren't there or... cause someone might be arrested... handcuffed and hauled away to..share a cell with Bubba... But whose telling the neighbor... that Bubba's coming to dinner...and will be bringing his....sack full of Larry$ HoHos... Dressed as the Pirate Princess ... dancing a jigg to Free-Bird ... air-guitaring the whole thing...what about the shetland pony???...its at the elmers Glue Factory(high demand with school starting )..I can already taste that wonderful glue..... never thinking of the hair ... I might be losing by doing... headstands in a glue puddle...so i cut it off... with a large clipper that.......was rusted and needed sharpening.

Then, Dennis returned from Afghanistan ... to find someone eating his... hohos and playing air guitar..... Larry$ put them things down! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF ....that HoHo!! How you gonna...explain that to Dennis eh! MRS.$ shook her head sadly... he was trying to resist ... the temptation of the evil HoHo .... suddenly Larry$ was distracted by...
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Posted 22 August 2007 - 07:33 PM

Once when I was bored...I scouted my hunting area.....and I hiked up the ......hill, said to myself "What...a good day to catch...a nice nap, the end... of my fingers turned blue... from eating cupcake frosting all day... While watching Oprah and Rosie....fight over our gun rights......but I was awoken by... makes me happy, "I shoot.... deer", Fatty told them," and...I was just out scouting ...., When I stopped to open....the gate I saw Leo... punch an arrow through a......grizzly bear because it was.......eating Erics(run n gun) PB&J/bananas sandwiches...that bear won't be eating...again. Leo called Huck and...asked him to ring his... taxidermist, cause this is going.....to be a full body mount . Better make sure you cape... it the right way or ..... so I called McBruce to.... quit killing trees and come... with Larry$, Rowdy & the rest (& sign isnt a word lol)...Oops, do bears have hooves? Yep that ain't no bear... The neighbor's prize Shetland Pony...would no longer be sneaking... up the driveway if she...only knew what's coming next.... It's a good thing that...plunger arrows weren't there or... cause someone might be arrested... handcuffed and hauled away to..share a cell with Bubba... But whose telling the neighbor... that Bubba's coming to dinner...and will be bringing his....sack full of Larry$ HoHos... Dressed as the Pirate Princess ... dancing a jigg to Free-Bird ... air-guitaring the whole thing...what about the shetland pony???...its at the elmers Glue Factory(high demand with school starting )..I can already taste that wonderful glue..... never thinking of the hair ... I might be losing by doing... headstands in a glue puddle...so i cut it off... with a large clipper that.......was rusted and needed sharpening.

Then, Dennis returned from Afghanistan ... to find someone eating his... hohos and playing air guitar..... Larry$ put them things down! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF ....that HoHo!! How you gonna...explain that to Dennis eh! MRS.$ shook her head sadly... he was trying to resist ... the temptation of the evil HoHo .... suddenly Larry$ was distracted by... the Pickle Bunny belly dancing..

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Posted 23 August 2007 - 08:08 AM

Once when I was bored...I scouted my hunting area.....and I hiked up the ......hill, said to myself "What...a good day to catch...a nice nap, the end... of my fingers turned blue... from eating cupcake frosting all day... While watching Oprah and Rosie....fight over our gun rights......but I was awoken by... makes me happy, "I shoot.... deer", Fatty told them," and...I was just out scouting ...., When I stopped to open....the gate I saw Leo... punch an arrow through a......grizzly bear because it was.......eating Erics(run n gun) PB&J/bananas sandwiches...that bear won't be eating...again. Leo called Huck and...asked him to ring his... taxidermist, cause this is going.....to be a full body mount . Better make sure you cape... it the right way or ..... so I called McBruce to.... quit killing trees and come... with Larry$, Rowdy & the rest (& sign isnt a word lol)...Oops, do bears have hooves? Yep that ain't no bear... The neighbor's prize Shetland Pony...would no longer be sneaking... up the driveway if she...only knew what's coming next.... It's a good thing that...plunger arrows weren't there or... cause someone might be arrested... handcuffed and hauled away to..share a cell with Bubba... But whose telling the neighbor... that Bubba's coming to dinner...and will be bringing his....sack full of Larry$ HoHos... Dressed as the Pirate Princess ... dancing a jigg to Free-Bird ... air-guitaring the whole thing...what about the shetland pony???...its at the elmers Glue Factory(high demand with school starting )..I can already taste that wonderful glue..... never thinking of the hair ... I might be losing by doing... headstands in a glue puddle...so i cut it off... with a large clipper that.......was rusted and needed sharpening.

Then, Dennis returned from Afghanistan ... to find someone eating his... hohos and playing air guitar..... Larry$ put them things down! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF ....that HoHo!! How you gonna...explain that to Dennis eh! MRS.$ shook her head sadly... he was trying to resist ... the temptation of the evil HoHo .... suddenly Larry$ was distracted by... the Pickle Bunny belly dancing.. is he cute or what...
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Posted 23 August 2007 - 09:28 AM

Once when I was bored...I scouted my hunting area.....and I hiked up the ......hill, said to myself "What...a good day to catch...a nice nap, the end... of my fingers turned blue... from eating cupcake frosting all day... While watching Oprah and Rosie....fight over our gun rights......but I was awoken by... makes me happy, "I shoot.... deer", Fatty told them," and...I was just out scouting ...., When I stopped to open....the gate I saw Leo... punch an arrow through a......grizzly bear because it was.......eating Erics(run n gun) PB&J/bananas sandwiches...that bear won't be eating...again. Leo called Huck and...asked him to ring his... taxidermist, cause this is going.....to be a full body mount . Better make sure you cape... it the right way or ..... so I called McBruce to.... quit killing trees and come... with Larry$, Rowdy & the rest (& sign isnt a word lol)...Oops, do bears have hooves? Yep that ain't no bear... The neighbor's prize Shetland Pony...would no longer be sneaking... up the driveway if she...only knew what's coming next.... It's a good thing that...plunger arrows weren't there or... cause someone might be arrested... handcuffed and hauled away to..share a cell with Bubba... But whose telling the neighbor... that Bubba's coming to dinner...and will be bringing his....sack full of Larry$ HoHos... Dressed as the Pirate Princess ... dancing a jigg to Free-Bird ... air-guitaring the whole thing...what about the shetland pony???...its at the elmers Glue Factory(high demand with school starting )..I can already taste that wonderful glue..... never thinking of the hair ... I might be losing by doing... headstands in a glue puddle...so i cut it off... with a large clipper that.......was rusted and needed sharpening.

Then, Dennis returned from Afghanistan ... to find someone eating his... hohos and playing air guitar..... Larry$ put them things down! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF ....that HoHo!! How you gonna...explain that to Dennis eh! MRS.$ shook her head sadly... he was trying to resist ... the temptation of the evil HoHo .... suddenly Larry$ was distracted by... the Pickle Bunny belly dancing.. is he cute or what... Dennis, take a picture of this...
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Posted 23 August 2007 - 03:41 PM

Once when I was bored...I scouted my hunting area.....and I hiked up the ......hill, said to myself "What...a good day to catch...a nice nap, the end... of my fingers turned blue... from eating cupcake frosting all day... While watching Oprah and Rosie....fight over our gun rights......but I was awoken by... makes me happy, "I shoot.... deer", Fatty told them," and...I was just out scouting ...., When I stopped to open....the gate I saw Leo... punch an arrow through a......grizzly bear because it was.......eating Erics(run n gun) PB&J/bananas sandwiches...that bear won't be eating...again. Leo called Huck and...asked him to ring his... taxidermist, cause this is going.....to be a full body mount . Better make sure you cape... it the right way or ..... so I called McBruce to.... quit killing trees and come... with Larry$, Rowdy & the rest (& sign isnt a word lol)...Oops, do bears have hooves? Yep that ain't no bear... The neighbor's prize Shetland Pony...would no longer be sneaking... up the driveway if she...only knew what's coming next.... It's a good thing that...plunger arrows weren't there or... cause someone might be arrested... handcuffed and hauled away to..share a cell with Bubba... But whose telling the neighbor... that Bubba's coming to dinner...and will be bringing his....sack full of Larry$ HoHos... Dressed as the Pirate Princess ... dancing a jigg to Free-Bird ... air-guitaring the whole thing...what about the shetland pony???...its at the elmers Glue Factory(high demand with school starting )..I can already taste that wonderful glue..... never thinking of the hair ... I might be losing by doing... headstands in a glue puddle...so i cut it off... with a large clipper that.......was rusted and needed sharpening.

Then, Dennis returned from Afghanistan ... to find someone eating his... hohos and playing air guitar..... Larry$ put them things down! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF ....that HoHo!! How you gonna...explain that to Dennis eh! MRS.$ shook her head sadly... he was trying to resist ... the temptation of the evil HoHo .... suddenly Larry$ was distracted by... the Pickle Bunny belly dancing.. is he cute or what... Dennis, take a picture of this...just then Mel drew back...
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Posted 23 August 2007 - 04:15 PM

Once when I was bored...I scouted my hunting area.....and I hiked up the ......hill, said to myself "What...a good day to catch...a nice nap, the end... of my fingers turned blue... from eating cupcake frosting all day... While watching Oprah and Rosie....fight over our gun rights......but I was awoken by... makes me happy, "I shoot.... deer", Fatty told them," and...I was just out scouting ...., When I stopped to open....the gate I saw Leo... punch an arrow through a......grizzly bear because it was.......eating Erics(run n gun) PB&J/bananas sandwiches...that bear won't be eating...again. Leo called Huck and...asked him to ring his... taxidermist, cause this is going.....to be a full body mount . Better make sure you cape... it the right way or ..... so I called McBruce to.... quit killing trees and come... with Larry$, Rowdy & the rest (& sign isnt a word lol)...Oops, do bears have hooves? Yep that ain't no bear... The neighbor's prize Shetland Pony...would no longer be sneaking... up the driveway if she...only knew what's coming next.... It's a good thing that...plunger arrows weren't there or... cause someone might be arrested... handcuffed and hauled away to..share a cell with Bubba... But whose telling the neighbor... that Bubba's coming to dinner...and will be bringing his....sack full of Larry$ HoHos... Dressed as the Pirate Princess ... dancing a jigg to Free-Bird ... air-guitaring the whole thing...what about the shetland pony???...its at the elmers Glue Factory(high demand with school starting )..I can already taste that wonderful glue..... never thinking of the hair ... I might be losing by doing... headstands in a glue puddle...so i cut it off... with a large clipper that.......was rusted and needed sharpening.

Then, Dennis returned from Afghanistan ... to find someone eating his... hohos and playing air guitar..... Larry$ put them things down! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF ....that HoHo!! How you gonna...explain that to Dennis eh! MRS.$ shook her head sadly... he was trying to resist ... the temptation of the evil HoHo .... suddenly Larry$ was distracted by... the Pickle Bunny belly dancing.. is he cute or what... Dennis, take a picture of this...just then Mel drew back...and let the plunger fly.......
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Posted 23 August 2007 - 05:30 PM

Once when I was bored...I scouted my hunting area.....and I hiked up the ......hill, said to myself "What...a good day to catch...a nice nap, the end... of my fingers turned blue... from eating cupcake frosting all day... While watching Oprah and Rosie....fight over our gun rights......but I was awoken by... makes me happy, "I shoot.... deer", Fatty told them," and...I was just out scouting ...., When I stopped to open....the gate I saw Leo... punch an arrow through a......grizzly bear because it was.......eating Erics(run n gun) PB&J/bananas sandwiches...that bear won't be eating...again. Leo called Huck and...asked him to ring his... taxidermist, cause this is going.....to be a full body mount . Better make sure you cape... it the right way or ..... so I called McBruce to.... quit killing trees and come... with Larry$, Rowdy & the rest (& sign isnt a word lol)...Oops, do bears have hooves? Yep that ain't no bear... The neighbor's prize Shetland Pony...would no longer be sneaking... up the driveway if she...only knew what's coming next.... It's a good thing that...plunger arrows weren't there or... cause someone might be arrested... handcuffed and hauled away to..share a cell with Bubba... But whose telling the neighbor... that Bubba's coming to dinner...and will be bringing his....sack full of Larry$ HoHos... Dressed as the Pirate Princess ... dancing a jigg to Free-Bird ... air-guitaring the whole thing...what about the shetland pony???...its at the elmers Glue Factory(high demand with school starting )..I can already taste that wonderful glue..... never thinking of the hair ... I might be losing by doing... headstands in a glue puddle...so i cut it off... with a large clipper that.......was rusted and needed sharpening.

Then, Dennis returned from Afghanistan ... to find someone eating his... hohos and playing air guitar..... Larry$ put them things down! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF ....that HoHo!! How you gonna...explain that to Dennis eh! MRS.$ shook her head sadly... he was trying to resist ... the temptation of the evil HoHo .... suddenly Larry$ was distracted by... the Pickle Bunny belly dancing.. is he cute or what... Dennis, take a picture of this...just then Mel drew back...and let the plunger fly....... smack!!!! Now that's a mountain hickey!!!!
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