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#1 PA RIDGE RUNNER

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Posted 23 October 2007 - 02:27 PM

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and Unconscious. On the opposite side of
the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men,
the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed Insurgent. We saw each
other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him
that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scumbag who got what he
deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing,
left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive."

"So, I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid,
mean-spirited woman! He retaliated by yelling,

Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!"

"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a
truck hit us."
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#2 Rowdy Yates

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Posted 23 October 2007 - 02:35 PM

:roflmao: :roflmao:
"Keep the sun forever at your back, the wind forever in your face, and may forever God bless you out there on the trail."

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Posted 23 October 2007 - 02:55 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Posted 11 November 2007 - 07:36 PM

thats the most funniest joke ive heard all year since im in the marine corp jrotc

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Posted 12 November 2007 - 10:46 AM

dat ders a funny one, and I dont care who ya ar. :lol:

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Posted 12 November 2007 - 10:53 AM

dat ders a funny one, and I dont care who ya ar. :lol:




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