Marine And Insurgent
Posted 23 October 2007 - 02:27 PM
Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and Unconscious. On the opposite side of
the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.
The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men,
the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed Insurgent. We saw each
other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him
that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scumbag who got what he
deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing,
left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive."
"So, I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid,
mean-spirited woman! He retaliated by yelling,
Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!"
"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a
truck hit us."
Remember the Ark was built by amateurs, the titanic by professionals.
Posted 23 October 2007 - 02:35 PM
Posted 11 November 2007 - 07:36 PM
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