My New Parrot
Posted 22 November 2007 - 12:51 PM
I recently received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and
an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude,
obnoxious and laced with profanity. I tried and tried to change the bird's
attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music
and anything else I could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, I was fed up and I yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled
back. I shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
So, in desperation, I threw up my hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the
freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a
Fearing that I'd hurt the parrot, I quickly opened the door to the
freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto my outstretched arms and
said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.
I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and Ifully intend
to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."
I was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As I was about to ask
the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird
continued,"May I ask what the turkey did?
Live what you believe
Believe what you live
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