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#1 Monk

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Posted 11 January 2008 - 03:25 PM

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've passed gas at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was passing gas because they didn't smell and are silent". The doctor says "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."

The next week the lady goes back, "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my gas... although still silent it stinks terribly." "Good", the doctor said, now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 04:08 PM

:lol: :lol:
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 06:07 PM

Yes sir!!! :lol:

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Posted 11 January 2008 - 06:20 PM

HAR!!!!!!!!

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Posted 13 January 2008 - 03:41 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :doh: :o
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Posted 15 January 2008 - 04:16 PM

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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