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#1 Fred

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Posted 24 April 2006 - 10:44 AM

A blonde arrives home one evening in Los Angeles and finds that burglars have completely cleaned her out. They barely left her with the phone to call the police.

The local precinct is a little short on sending a regular patrol unit so the dispatcher orders a nearby K-9 unit to respond.

The blonde sees an officer get out of the car - who also lets out on a leash, a huge, alert looking German Shepherd.

The blonde sits down at the curb and starts weeping: " First I lose everything I have in the world. Now they send me a blind cop!"

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Posted 27 April 2006 - 04:02 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Posted 30 April 2006 - 07:40 AM

lol, funny

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Posted 08 June 2006 - 04:12 PM

:lol: :lol:
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