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#1 Rowdy Yates

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Posted 25 February 2008 - 03:35 PM

An Irish priest is transferred to Texas.

Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station.

The conversation went like this:

"Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"

"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St Brigid's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"

Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!"

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.

Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, 'tis certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin."
"Keep the sun forever at your back, the wind forever in your face, and may forever God bless you out there on the trail."

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Posted 25 February 2008 - 07:40 PM

Love it! :rolleyes: :evilgrin: <_< :shifty: :notalk: :zipped:

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Posted 25 February 2008 - 08:21 PM

:lol: :lol: :rofl:
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