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Are You A Democrat, Republican, Or Southerner?


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#1 Spirithawk

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Posted 01 July 2008 - 05:42 PM

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer: [/color] BANG!

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Republican's Answer:
This is clearly Bill Clintonʼs fault.
Iʼll just sit here, hiding behind this childrensʼ book. Maybe heʼll go after the kids intead of me.
Help, Karl !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I need a drink.
When I was a kid, there was never any crime. Everybody was HAPPY. What has this country come to?
How can I handle this better than dad would have? (GOOD QUESTION ? ! ? ! ! )
Iʼm the decider!!!! It's going to be my way or NO WAY. teeeeheeee
Now I have no choice but to send someone else to murder my obnoxious neighbor who has nothing to do with this!
(to family) Youʼre all grounded! Iʼll need to see all your mail and emails, and listen to your phone converstions, from now on. You might be in collusion with the terrorist. .
(to family) If you donʼt obey me, heʼll kill the rest of you!
Iʼll put on my war face! Thatʼll show him! Grrrrr! [color="#800000"]

Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.....
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or hollow points?
Son: Can I shoot the next one!
Wife: You Ain't Taking That To The Taxidermist!

Edited by Spirithawk, 01 July 2008 - 05:43 PM.


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Posted 07 July 2008 - 10:59 AM

I resemble that remark!!

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Posted 07 December 2008 - 02:28 PM

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