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#1 WayneBizzle

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Posted 04 May 2006 - 09:25 AM

Memoirs of a Sunday School teacher:

If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my
money to the church, would that get me into heaven?" I
asked the children in my Sunday school class.

"NO!" the children all answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything
neat and tidy, would that get me into heaven?"

Once more they all answered, "NO!"

"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children
and loved my wife, would that get me into heaven?" I
asked them again.

Once more they all answered, "NO!"

"Well," I continued, thinking they were a good bit more theologically
sophisticated than I had given them credit for,
"Then how can I get into heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!"
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Posted 04 May 2006 - 09:58 AM

:D
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Posted 09 May 2006 - 08:05 AM

funny lol...

Loving life, and taking things one day at a time..

 





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