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#1 WayneBizzle


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Posted 06 May 2006 - 05:49 PM

A is for Apple, and B is for Boat,
That used to be right, but now it won't float!
Age before Beauty, is what we once said,
But let's be a bit more realistic instead.

Now A is for arthritis, B's the bad back,
C is for chest pains, perhaps cardiac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!

F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H is for high blood pressure, I'd rather it low,
I is for incisions, with scars you can show.

J is for joints out of socket, that won't mend,
K is for knees that crack, when they bend.
L is for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.

N is for neuralgia, in nerves way down low,
O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!
P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
Just give me a pill, and I'll be good as new!

Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus, there are bells in my ears!

U is for urinary, big troubles with flow,
V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy," you know.
W is for worry, NOW what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.

Y is for another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest that I still have, in my mind.
I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed,
And I've kept twenty-six doctors fully employed!!!
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Posted 06 May 2006 - 06:19 PM

After a successful day of turkey hunting that made me :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Posted 06 May 2006 - 08:33 PM

:lol: :lol: Most of them are personal to me.
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Posted 08 May 2006 - 01:26 PM

Z........that has to be the best one, the mind says yes the body says no
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Posted 09 May 2006 - 08:03 AM

I resemble some of those as well.....lol

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