Bubba's 21st Birthday...
Posted 09 September 2008 - 04:48 PM
So when Bubba's 21st birthday came around, he and his pal Jim Bob took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Bubba stepped out of the boat ... and nearly drowned! Jim Bob just barely managed to pull him to safety.
Furious and confused, Bubba went to see his grandmother. 'Grandma,' he said, 'it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk 'cross the lake like my pappy, his father, and his father before him?' Granny looked deeply into Bubba's troubled eyes and answered, Because your father, your grandfather, and your great-grandfather were born in January, when the lake is frozen, and you were born in July, you dumba$$.'
Posted 09 September 2008 - 07:32 PM
Remember the Ark was built by amateurs, the titanic by professionals.
Posted 10 September 2008 - 07:09 AM
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