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#1 PA RIDGE RUNNER

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Posted 11 September 2008 - 05:37 PM

Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car
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> When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
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> A penny saved is a government oversight.
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> The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
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> The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends
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> The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement .
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> He who hesitates is probably right.
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> Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are ' XL.'?
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> If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
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> If you can smile when things go wrong , you have someone in mind to blame.
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> The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
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> There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
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> Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs.'

> Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

> The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

> Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
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When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
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One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

> Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

> First you forget names, and then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper. It's worse when you forget to pull it down.

> Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.
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> Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth...AMEN..!!

If God had a refrigerator would your picture be on it.
Remember the Ark was built by amateurs, the titanic by professionals.

#2 woodhick

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Posted 11 September 2008 - 05:55 PM

AMEN! :clap:

#3 Monk

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Posted 13 September 2008 - 05:12 PM

"Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable."
"The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for."

How true! :coffee:

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young."
Theodore Roosevelt




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