Posted 12 September 2008 - 10:59 AM
> for several years.
> He had a large pond in the back.
> It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed
> it up nice -- picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and
> some apple and peach trees.
> One evening the old farmer decided to go down to
> the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and
> look it over.
> He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some
> As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting
> and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it
> was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his
> He made the women aware of his presence and they
> all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted
> to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
> The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to
> watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of
> the pond naked."
> Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed
> the alligator."
> Some old men can still think fast.
Remember the Ark was built by amateurs, the titanic by professionals.
Posted 12 September 2008 - 12:31 PM
Posted 12 September 2008 - 02:07 PM
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