Posted 04 February 2009 - 07:16 PM
This blonde wearing headphones walks into a Beauty Shop and asks to get her hair cut. The hairdresser tells her to sit in the chair and remove her headphones. She looks at him shocked and flatly refuses. He tells her then I can't cut your hair. The lady leaves but shortly returns, still wearing the headphones, and again asks to get her hair cut. He again sits her in the chair and asks her to remove them. Again she flatly refuses to. They argue back and forth and he finaly asks her why she won't take them off. She tells him that if she does she'll die. He can't believe his ears and being very frustrated he quickly reaches out and yanks them off her head. The blonde first turns red, then blue and then falls over dead as a doornail! The shocked hairdresser picks up ther headphones, holds them to his ear and hears, " Breath in....Breath out. Breath in...Breath out."