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#1 WayneBizzle


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Posted 26 May 2006 - 08:21 AM

He was a young Pastor, and as usual, he was running late getting into town, so he was speeding.

To top it off, he looked in the review mirror only to see the lights of the Highway Patrol. Already late for church and figuring he'd try for leniency, he quickly slapped his Bible on the dash of his car as the trooper walked up to the window and asked to see his driver's license.

Looking at his name and title on the license, the trooper asked, "You're a Reverend, huh"? The young Pastor affirmed that.

The trooper then began writing out a speeding ticket and said, "Well, Reverend, your speedometer runneth over."

As the trooper handed him the ticket and started to walk away, his last comment was, "Oh, by the way, the Bible on the dash, nice touch."
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 04:10 PM

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