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#1 Rowdy Yates

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Posted 02 June 2006 - 01:42 PM

A YOUNG HILLBILLY NAMED KENNY MOVED TO TEXAS AND BOUGHT A DONKEY FROM A fARMER FOR $100.00. THE FARMER AGREED TO DELIVER THE DONKEY THE NEXT DAY.THE NEXT DAY THE FARMER DROVE UP AND SAID, "SORRY
SON, BUT I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS, THE DONKEY
DIED."KENNY REPLIED, "WELL, THEN, JUST GIVE ME MY MONEY
BACK."THE FARMER SAID, "CAN'T DO THAT. I WENT AND SPENT
IT ALREADY."KENNY SAID, "OK, THEN, JUST BRING ME THE DEAD
DONKEY."THE FARMER ASKED, "WHAT YA GONNA DO WITH
HIM?"KENNY SAID, "I'M GOING TO RAFFLE HIM
OFF."THE FARMER SAID, "YOU CAN'T RAFFLE OFF A DEAD
DONKEY!"KENNY SAID, "SURE I CAN. WATCH ME. I JUST WON'T
TELL ANYBODY HE IS DEAD."A MONTH LATER, THE FARMER MET UP WITH KENNY AND

ASKED, "WHAT HAPPENED WITH THAT DEAD
DONKEY?"KENNY SAID, "I RAFFLED HIM OFF. I SOLD 500 TICKETS
AT TWO DOLLARS A PIECE AND MADE A PROFIT OF
$998.00."THE FARMER SAID, "DIDN'T ANYONE
COMPLAIN?"KENNY SAID, "JUST THE GUY WHO WON. SO I GAVE HIM
HIS TWO DOLLARS BACK."KENNY EVENTUALLY BECAME THE CHAIRMAN OF
ENRON
"Keep the sun forever at your back, the wind forever in your face, and may forever God bless you out there on the trail."

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Posted 02 June 2006 - 06:35 PM

:o) :o) :lol:
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Posted 03 June 2006 - 10:15 AM

:lol: :lol: :o) :lol: :lol:
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Posted 08 June 2006 - 04:09 PM

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Posted 11 June 2006 - 05:52 PM

Kenny should run for congress with that attitude! <_< Fred
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