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#1 RicF


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Posted 19 June 2006 - 07:59 AM

Two patients limp into two different American Medical clinics with the same complaint.
Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.

The first patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time
booked for surgery the following week.

The second sees the family doctor after waiting a week for an appointment, then waits
eighteen weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another
month and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then.

Why the different treatment for the two patients?

The first is a Golden Retriever.....

The second is a Senior Citizen.
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Posted 19 June 2006 - 01:05 PM

Boy ain't that the truth. :lol: :lol:
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Posted 25 June 2006 - 06:53 AM

Boy ain't that the truth. :lol: :lol:

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