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#1 Rowdy Yates

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Posted 21 July 2010 - 10:59 AM

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.

Her boss asked sympathetically, 'What's the matter?'

The blonde replies, 'Early this morning I got a phone call saying that
My mother had passed away.'

The boss, feeling sorry for her, says, 'Why don't you go home for the
Day? Take the day off to relax and rest.'

'Thanks, but I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and
I have the best chance of doing that here.'

The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. A couple of
hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out
from his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically...

'What's so bad now? Are you gonna be okay?' he asks.

'No!' exclaims the blonde. 'I just received a horrible call from my
sister. Her mother died, too!'

Edited by Rowdy Yates, 21 July 2010 - 11:00 AM.

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#2 NonaM

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Posted 03 September 2012 - 02:01 AM

:D i am not a fan of jokes about death, but jokes about blonds crack me

here is another one:


There's 3 mums, a red head, a brunette, and a blonde.

They are all chatting and the red head says, "I was going through my daughter's purse the other day looking for some gum, and I found an ounce of weed! I just cannot believe she smokes it."
So they all comfort her.
The brunette one then says, "I was going through my daughter's purse and found a fake ID, I just cannot believe she has one!"
So they then all comfort her.
The blonde one then says, "Yeah, well I was going through my daughter's purse and found a condom, I just cannot believe she has a p*enis!!"
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