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Bureau Of Land Management & The Farmer

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Posted 02 July 2011 - 08:26 PM

An Old Farmer was out working near his barn when a guy driving a government vehicle pulled into his ranch.

He went over the farmer and told him he was there to inspect his area to ensure he was making the best use
of his land that he could.

The farmer nodded to the inspector but then told him not to go into a certain section of pasture.

The inspector became highly incensed at that and pulled out a card that stated he had the authority to go wherever
he needed to in order to inspect the area he was at.

The Old Farmer just shrugged his shoulders and shook his head but went on about doing some clean up chores.

After a little while passed he heard the inspect yelling at the top of his lungs and running for dear life back toward the
barn and gaining on him with every step was the farmers prize bull that looked like he was liable to gore this inspector.

So the Old Farmer threw down his tools and ran over to the fence as fast as he could. When he got there he yeld as
loud as he could to the inspector, ' Your Card, Your Card, Show him Your Card!!'
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Posted 03 July 2011 - 06:46 AM

Not the first time I've heard that one, but it still puts a smile on my face.
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Posted 06 July 2011 - 01:25 PM

Same for me.
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Posted 02 December 2011 - 12:40 AM

I telling this one at the bar Friday

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