A guitar site I belong too has a small group of seriously anti gun fanatics that think all guns are evil. Soooooo this was my response to them.
FOR THE ANTI GUN CROWD
You have convinced me that guns are bad! Therefore I just scolded everything in my gun cabinet! Bad BAD BADDDDDD guns I screamed as I shook my fist at them! They must all be guilty too, proven by the very fact that not one single one of them tried to defend itself! In fact they were so ashamed of themselve's that not one single gun would even look at me! Nor did they dare move, let alone say a single word back! In fact they were so ashamed of themselve's that they just sat there acting deaf, dumb, blind, and acting paralized like inatimate objects! Gee, imagine my surprise! Please don't worry though, the gun cabinet wasn't forgotten either and is now having to stand in the corner for supporting them! There, everyone feel better now?